A marine in Iraq

Via an email

A Marine squad was marching north of
Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and
unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum
bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Barack Obama
is a lying, good-for-nothing left wing Commie who isn't even an
American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!  He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."

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