A tale of 5 Catholics.

No offense meant.

CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN  ROME

Four Catholic men and a  Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.

The first Catholic man tells  his friends,
“My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man  chirps,
“My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people  call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says,
“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows  their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says  very proudly,
“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room  people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman  was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a  subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly  replies,
“I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

38D BREASTS

24″ WAIST and

36″ HIPS.

When she walks into a  room, people say,

“Oh My God”..

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