Turpentine or Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’

The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’

The little boy replied, ‘If you rub this turpentine on a cat’s ass, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson.’

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One Response to Turpentine or Holy Water

  1. upaces88 says:

    OM Lord! LMAO

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