Category Archives: humor

Patience Of A Grandpa

Posted on 05, 18, 13 by

Patience Of A Grandpa A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3-year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies … Continue reading →

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For all my blond friends and a couple red heads.

Posted on 05, 15, 13 by

For all my blond friends and a couple red heads.       Subject: Fwd: Fw: BOB & THE BLONDE     BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to … Continue reading →

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A woman’s revenge

Posted on 05, 02, 13 by

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Sunny TV: Obama is Awesome…Duh!

Posted on 04, 19, 13 by

HouseofSunny·23 videos Published on Apr 17, 2013   Sunny Lohmann enters the Mrconservative.com MS Conservative contest — “What do you think of Obama?” As a libtard, she LOVES him. Help pay the bills with a donation at houseofsunny.tv and you … Continue reading →

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Circumstances force me to get rid of my dog.

Posted on 03, 27, 13 by

Great Ad Posted originally on 08, 11, 11 Via my cousin oliver. Free  to good home. Excellent guard dog.  Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the  neighborhood … Continue reading →

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The speeding ticket?

Posted on 03, 24, 13 by

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it … Continue reading →

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What kind of mileage do you get? Be honest!

Posted on 03, 04, 13 by

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A Maywage What’s Wong

Posted on 02, 22, 13 by

 Su Wong marries Lee Wong   Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have their first baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to … Continue reading →

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If I Was Your President

Posted on 02, 21, 13 by

If I Was Your President (Boyfriend Spoof) Bail OfRights·13 videos Published on May 20, 2012 This song is a spoof of Justin Bieber�s song �Boyfriend.� Besides the vocals, and lyrics in this video, I do not own this music. Music … Continue reading →

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If at first you don’t succeed…

Posted on 02, 19, 13 by

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EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Posted on 02, 18, 13 by

Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him … Continue reading →

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A new use for duct tape!

Posted on 02, 07, 13 by

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NewsBusted 2/05/13

Posted on 02, 05, 13 by

newsbusted·517 videos Published on Feb 4, 2013 TOPICS: –Super Bowl –President Bush –President Obama Gun –Chuck Hagel –Leon Panetta –Hillary Clinton –NBC News –RuPaul –Piers Morgan Follow us, donate and help us stay on-line.

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Our lesson for today! Choosing a wife.

Posted on 02, 01, 13 by

Via my cuz Oliver A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does … Continue reading →

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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody

Posted on 01, 23, 13 by

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done … Continue reading →

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Proof That You Have A Dirty Mind

Posted on 01, 21, 13 by

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Criminals and Guns!

Posted on 01, 20, 13 by

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Kids! Only in the age of computers.

Posted on 01, 18, 13 by

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And todays lesson 1/17/2013 is…

Posted on 01, 17, 13 by

…How to wear makeup, not! Click Here Be sure to click through to #15 Related post: Time for a change of venue. Follow us, donate and help us stay on-line.

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Walmartians!

Posted on 12, 26, 12 by

People Of Walmart (Sexy And I Know It – LMFAO) Uploaded on Feb 13, 2012 The photos are from peopleofwalmart.com and cover Walmart shoppers from California to Alaska to Maine to Florida. There is even one from Canada. Follow us, … Continue reading →

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Geography Lesson of the Day, via my cousin Oliver

Posted on 12, 17, 12 by

Geography Lesson of the Day That concludes our Geography Lesson of the Day! Thank you and please pass on this valuable information. Remember, knowledge is power. Follow us, donate and help us stay on-line.

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Dear Santa

Posted on 12, 13, 12 by

Via my cousin Oliver Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus?  I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine.  I have been a very good boy this year.  I would like an X-Box 360 with … Continue reading →

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Turpentine or Holy Water

Posted on 12, 12, 12 by

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This … Continue reading →

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If Adam And Eve Had Been Muslims

Posted on 12, 10, 12 by

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The end of Maxine….

Posted on 12, 10, 12 by

As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using … Continue reading →

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The Deer Camp!

Posted on 12, 09, 12 by

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s friends are very upset that he … Continue reading →

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Humor, 11/12/2012

Posted on 11, 12, 12 by

At a weekly husband’s seminar, the coordinator asked Giuseppe, an Italian man who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the … Continue reading →

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Need a little laugh, WA DC airport ticket agent

Posted on 11, 07, 12 by

Recieved in an email from my cousin Oliver. Subject: WA DC airport ticket agent ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Washington DC Airport Ticket Agent (unbelievable) A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble! 1.I had … Continue reading →

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When you are over 60….life is good…..

Posted on 11, 04, 12 by

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Nuts and a cemetary.

Posted on 10, 19, 12 by

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began … Continue reading →

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Pabst Beer!

Posted on 10, 18, 12 by

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