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Dog Joke

Posted on 01, 03, 12 by

Via my cuz Oliver Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said,  ”Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!” “Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry. “We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like … Continue reading →

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Attack Watch! Obama’s Socialist Agenda Targets Free Speech

Posted on 09, 22, 11 by

Know someone who dares not to support Obama? The Obama campaign wants you to report this person to Attack Watch. Hear what Trifecta thinks about Obama’s efforts to have you report anti-Obama speech to a central website. Should you be … Continue reading →

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Shakespeare told us of Obama. LOL

Posted on 09, 20, 11 by

H/T to AFVET at Village of the Banned Let’s hope this joke of a thing called Obama fades into the dusk in 2012. He/It whatever is a joke, a bad joke but nonetheless a joke. Ultimately, while the melodramatic sound … Continue reading →

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How to please, a lesson worth learning from my cousin.

Posted on 04, 07, 11 by

How to keep a woman happy…. Priceless! It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. … Continue reading →

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Butch the rooster, another from my cousin.

Posted on 04, 06, 11 by

Butch the rooster, John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets” and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster … Continue reading →

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Geraldo Rivera, Fox and reporting on Libyan revolt is a joke IMO.

Posted on 04, 05, 11 by

We see Geraldo in Libya amidst a revolution and most of the photos are of this showman running, ducking, wincing and being in grave danger. We want to see and know what is going on not Geraldo’s acting. Give us … Continue reading →

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Another one from my cousin. Gotta love those country boys…

Posted on 04, 03, 11 by

A plane crashed in the middle of rural Tennessee . Panic  stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When  they got there, the disaster was  clear. The  aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned … Continue reading →

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Old people etc. From my cousin. 3/26/2011

Posted on 03, 26, 11 by
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Old people etc. From my cousin. 3/25/2011

Posted on 03, 25, 11 by
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Old people etc. From my cousin.

Posted on 03, 24, 11 by
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Only in America

Posted on 03, 23, 11 by

A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have so … Continue reading →

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Poor Ole Cat……another from my cousin.

Posted on 03, 20, 11 by

One winter day we found an old straggly cat at our door.  She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.  We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and … Continue reading →

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How God created Virginia

Posted on 02, 26, 11 by

God was missing for six days. On the seventh day, Michael, the archangel, found him – resting. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael. Look what I have made.” … Continue reading →

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Good Wife? Another from my cousin, no offense meant but OH WELL.

Posted on 02, 13, 11 by

  A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.   … Continue reading →

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Why? LOL, received in an email.

Posted on 01, 19, 11 by

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that … Continue reading →

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The Original Sin

Posted on 10, 17, 10 by
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Blonde Phone Call

Posted on 10, 09, 10 by

Blonde Phone Call “Hi Mom, How are you?” “Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at theAce Hardware” “Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me makeone phone call” “What happened?” “Oh, … Continue reading →

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OLD LOVE. Received in an email, enjoy and pass on.

Posted on 09, 17, 10 by

I was in my back yard trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this … Continue reading →

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Let’s end today on a happy note??

Posted on 07, 10, 10 by

Blonde Jokes – Blowing a Paint Job

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‘add to the picture’

Posted on 04, 25, 10 by

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called ‘add to the picture’. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object … Continue reading →

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Breaking, Scientific Announcement!

Posted on 04, 05, 10 by

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found! H/T Theo Spark Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named … Continue reading →

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I was at the store yesterday and ran into Tarzan.

Posted on 03, 21, 10 by

I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into anymore movies. He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had … Continue reading →

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Are you mature? If not read and learn.

Posted on 02, 17, 10 by
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Let me explain in laymans language to those that think they are brave and have guts, or balls

Posted on 01, 25, 10 by

Subject: Guts vs Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We’ve all heard  about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference  between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS … Continue reading →

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What a moron, but still ahead of Obungle and company.

Posted on 01, 24, 10 by

Four Lions Thanks to Bare Naked Islam for posting this clip. Visit and see their take and also the other excellent posts. This clown would still be far ahead of Obumble, Incompetano and their crew of clowns who would completely … Continue reading →

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A tale of two mothers.

Posted on 01, 22, 10 by

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they … Continue reading →

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Pigeon: Impossible, enjoy.

Posted on 01, 18, 10 by

Pigeon: Impossible Couldn’t resist posting this. Typical government bureaucrat. Obumble is just as dangerous as the clown in the video.

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Psalm 2010. Barack Obama.

Posted on 01, 16, 10 by

PSALM 2010……. Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake. Yea, though I … Continue reading →

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The government and the power of the badge.

Posted on 01, 12, 10 by

The  Power of the Badge….. A DEA  officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with  an old  rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect  your ranch  for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says,   “Okay,  but do … Continue reading →

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A little humor, a blondes password.

Posted on 01, 08, 10 by

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blond was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said it had to be at least 8 characters long.

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A little humor, enjoy.

Posted on 12, 11, 09 by

Bush–Who’s on First Hope you got a chuckle or two. Thanks to The Mad Jewess for posting this.

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