American History

Time for a little humor. This was a joke E-mailed me, however I think you will get the point. The politically correct dumbing down of our public education system is destroying it, along with the liberal views of teachers and professors.

American History

It was the first day of a school in and a new Indian student from New Delhi named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said ‘Give me liberty, or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said.   ‘Very good!’ said the teacher.

Who said ‘A Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863’ said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.’

She heard a loud whisper from a disgruntled student: ‘Fuck the Indians,’

‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General Custer, 1862.’

At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’

The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right! Now, who  said that?’

Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese  Prime Minister, 1991.’

Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica  Lewinsky, 1997!’

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, ‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘ Michael Jackson to a child witness testifying against him- 2004.’

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh shit, we’re screwed!’

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, ‘I think it was the  American people, November 4th, 2008″.

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11 Responses to American History

  1. Pingback: American History Hint Its Funny « Nancy Goldfarb Thinks

  2. boudicabpi says:

    hey wild thing,
    you always send me hugs, hugs to you and say a big HI to Nick. Glad you enjoyed a little humor, we all need more.
    Bob A.

  3. Wild Thing says:

    LMAO these are good. Thank you for the post.

  4. boudicabpi says:

    Hey Southerngirl,
    My southern cousin sent it to me.
    We all need a good laugh once in awhile.

  5. boudicabpi says:

    Hi Nancy,
    I thought it was pretty funny.

  6. boudicabpi says:

    That is true.

  7. Southerngirl says:

    Hilarious! I needed a good laugh!! Thanks!

  8. I absolutely love it!!

    Your blog is great!

  9. Jack says:

    More truth to a good joke than people will admit, Thanks.

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