Yesterday the newest carrier was commissioned. The USS George H. W. Bush
It was preceded by the USS Bill Clinton
Sunday, July 2, 2006 Vancouver , BC . headed for Seattle, WA., the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton ‘for his foresight in military budget cuts’ and his conduct while president.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.
The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada
The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops. TheClintons should be very proud.
I understand that they have delayed putting the USS Bill Clinton into service so they could install a direct line to the UN in the event the committee needs to get any clarification of orders.
The next should be CVN 78, yet unnamed
That is of course now in question as we may have the USS Obama.
Update, The USS Obama will have several “specialized attack craft on board to handle multiple missions.
Compare the USS Bill Clinton and USS Obama to CVN 77 and CVN 78. This Obama guy is dangerous to our security as witnessed by his cabinet picks. The USS Obama will be sent to patrol for Pirates off the coast of Somalia.