Some Islamist humor.

scene…a junk shop.

Looking around at the junk, a man notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He took it to the owner:

“How much for the bronze rat?”

“Twelve bucks for the rat, one hundred bucks for the story,” said the owner.

The man gave the man twelve bucks. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story.”

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting, he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing . He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. “Ah ha,” said the owner, “you have come back for the story?”

“No,” said the man, I came back to see if you have a bronze muslim.

Like it, lump it go down the road and dump it. Given the terror brought by Islam it should be this easy.

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  6. JP says:

    “No,” said the man, I came back to see if you have a bronze muslim.

    LMAO…Glad you have it posted…May even have to print it…uhhh, so I can remember it.

    Signed,
    The. Worst. Joke. Teller. Ever.

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