Little Johnny strikes again. 12/30/10

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events “Very good, Mary” said the teacher.

Eventually it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breathLittle Johnny walked to the front of the classroom  and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk “$2,467,” he  said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes!”  echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny. “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!” Then I would say,”It is dog crap. Wanna’ buy a toothbrush?” “I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth.”

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4 Responses to Little Johnny strikes again. 12/30/10

  1. mcoville says:

    Love this one.

    Too bad Obama can’t be credited with creating this system of theft, politicians have been using it for years. I would have to say Teddy Roosevelt was the first.

  2. Gwen Ng says:

    HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA. nice one. (:

    Meery xmas and happy 2011! :D

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