Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:

These Really Work!!  I Checked This Out On The Internet And It’s For Real!
Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:

1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop. 

2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By
Using The Sink.

3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed
For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use
A Timer.

4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You
From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hi T The Snooze Button.

5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then
You’ll Be Afraid To Cough.

6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life – Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It
Doesn’t Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn’t Move And Does, Use The Duct

7. If You Can’t Fix It With A Hammer, You’ve Got An Electrical Problem.

Daily Thought:

Some People Are Like Slinkies – Not Really Good For Anything But They
Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.

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7 Responses to Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:

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  3. I would like to say “wow” what a inspiring post. This is really great. Keep doing what you’re doing!!

  4. JC says:

    LMAO!!! Thanks for the giggles!!!

  5. Bob Mack says:

    And for those who sometimes feel a little useless, offended, or depressed–always remember that YOU were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions.

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