George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

“America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the
system, but too early to shoot the bastards.”

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5 Responses to George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin

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  2. That’s a good one Bob! Too darn funny!!

    MR

  3. bydesign001 says:

    LMAO. Marvelous Bob. This is very funny. I just laughed so hard, I believe I woke my neighbors. Forgot it’s after 2 a.m.

    Thanks for sharing.

    D.

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