Little Sammy, from my cousin Oliver


The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”

“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Sammy’s turn. The teacher held her breath
… Little Sammy walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk.

“$2,467,” he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling”
“Toothbrushes,” said Little Sammy.

“Toothbrushes,” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Sammy, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!”

Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.” The teacher was speechless. .. . . . . . ..

Little Sammy got 5 stars for his efforts, bless his heart. .

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to Little Sammy, from my cousin Oliver

  1. Pingback: Little Sammy, from my cousin Oliver | Boudica2015

  2. Pingback: Little Sammy | Boudica2015

  3. K. aka Kel says:

    Where’s the “Like” button? lolol!!

  4. Pingback: Little Sammy, from my cousin Oliver (via Boudica BPI Weblog) | YOU DECIDE

  5. Otis P. Driftwood says:

    LOL!! Oliver Strikes Again!!

  6. loopyloo305 says:

    Wonderful! I really needed a good laugh!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s