And we are supposed to be very careful of hurting Muslim feelings or insulting Islam.
Via Winds of Jihad
The True 5 Pillars of Islam
After evaluating history, I have come to the conclusion that the following are the real Five Pillars of Islam.
The First Pillar of Islam: To murder especially Christians and Jews. Also to murder all other infidels if they refuse to embrace Islam, the Religion of Peace. Destroy, destroy, destroy, kill, kill, kill. You must please Allah,the god of hatred, ruin, cruelty, death and destruction. Allah commands it, and it pleases him. If the infidels accept the Religion of Peace, then, you can rest for a while. But if the infidels refuse the Religion of Peace, or waver, kill them immediately for refusing or doubting the Religion of Peace. Hell will be their lot for refusing the grace from Allah. Punishments of this nature are pleasing to Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate. (Comment: After 1,400 of warfare and general practice, the Muslims have become highly skilled at this grisly affair to this day).
The Second Pillar of Islam: To murder other Muslims that aren’t 100% Muslim. Sunni Muslims must murder Shiite Muslims because they are infidels. Shiite Muslims must murder Sunni Muslims because they, too, are infidels. Also, Muslims must murder other Muslims of different Muslim sects because they’re not following the pure religion of Islam, the Religion of Peace. It’s okay to lie, or deny, that Muslims don’t do these things. Be true to your Muslim Taqiyya which permits you to lie when it advances the Religion of Peace. (Comment: At present, Muslims of various sects have been pretty much on course accomplishing these grisly deeds for Allah).
The Third Pillar of Islam: For Muslims of the Religion of Peace to blow up, or to destroy in some other way, Muslim mosques especially while Muslims are praying in them. Also, to blow up, or destroy in some other way, especially Jewish synagogues, or Catholic churches, and other places of worship, of course all in the name of Allah, the Merciful the Comassionate. (Here, too, eeeeevil Muslims are doing quite well in pleasing Allah).
The Fourth Pillar of Islam: To allow long-bearded, brutal, lecherous, old Muslim men to marry little girls as young as nine years old. Since diaper chaser Muhammad married a little girl when she was six years old, and then had sex with her when she was nine, you lechers, too, may follow this exemplary custom. People, especially Muslims, won’t say anything because it’s the custom. Before marrying the little girl, you must first chop off her clitoris to keep her pure. It’s pleasing to Allah, the Merciful the Compassionate. (Comment: That Allah sure has cruel and kinky ideas, doesn’t he? At last reports, old, sex craved, sadistic Muslim men were going hog wild in accomplishing this Pillar of Islam. They just can’t wait to get into little girls’ diapers).
The Fifth Pillar of Islam: To punish by stoning until dead especially women since they are inferior in intelligence. Muhammad said so, so it must be true. Also, to punish by severing off hands and feet, gouging out eyes, and by lashing with a heavy cane until the buttocks, and legs of the victims are covered with blood. It doesn’t count until blood runs down their bodies. You may also punish by slitting a throat here and there. These punishments are always pleasing to Allah, the Merciful, the Compassionate. Allahu Akbar. (Comment: Muslims, of course, are good at this trade since they have been practicing it since the inception of Islam).
With thanx to Philip Saenz