A new religion and it will be called malsI and the followers will be smilsuM. Women will be worth 10 men and relax by the pool in bikini’s.
Men will wear garbage bags and bags over their heads.
They will do the cooking, serving, work and support us. Any male disobediance will be punished with lashing, stoning or more. Guard pigs will keep them in order.
As the GrandPoobah I will just lay around and be waited on dreaming of other revelations. We will alternate barbeque pork, ham dinners, bacon and eggs for breakfast, and all sorts of tasty eats. Alcohol and swimming in the pool. Might be cumbersome for men in garbage bags, but what the hell. This is all coming from hallA. Some men may be admitted to the Order of the Poobah and enjoy the good life. Muslims are welcome. Our goal is to take over and enjoy life.