(USRSF)

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.

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3 Responses to (USRSF)

  1. mike smith says:

    every word true and are we going to need them in the us of a they will be the saviour of the country after obama is gone along with the forces

  2. Freedom, by the way says:

    Love this. I reckon they recruited a few of my neighbors.

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