Explained in simple terms, Why They Commit Suicide!

Via cuz Oliver.

WHY THEY COMMIT SUICIDE 

Everyone seems to be wondering why a large population of  terrorists (u know who) are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the  evidence:

– No Christmas

– No television

-No nude women

No football

– No pork chops

– No hot dogs

– No burgers

No beer

No bacon

– Rags for clothes

– Towels for hats

Constant wailing from some idiot in a  tower

– More than one wife

-More than one mother in  law

– You can’t shave

– Your wife can’t  shave

– You can’t wash off the smell of  donkey

You cook over burning camel  shit

– Your wife is picked by someone else for  you

– and your wife smells worse than your  donkey

Then they tell you that “when you die, it  all gets better”??

Well no shit  Sherlock!….

It’s not like it could get much  worse.

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2 Responses to Explained in simple terms, Why They Commit Suicide!

  1. UsneakydevilU says:

    It’s hot as Hell over there, they rather commit suicide to get to a cooler place???

  2. JC says:

    No G-d/Christ. That is the number one reason they commit suicide.

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