Mine is still in the mail!
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Economic Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
h/t to:The Feral Irishman