EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

– – – and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”

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3 Responses to EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

  1. Reblogged this on Mountain Republic and commented:
    Thanks for sharing Bob!

  2. upaces88 says:

    How can I possibly add anything to those! They are correct and I would love to meet who ever wrote them!

  3. mayplexgh says:

    Reblogged this on mayflowerbeaconschool and commented:
    #Truth

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