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As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt,
the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by
sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S.
city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the
Great Plains area of the North American continent.
With many years of combat experience in violent areas of their own country and
having fought rebels, insurgents, villagers, urban militias, rival drug
lords, as well as Soviet and American occupying forces on foot, horses,
camels, donkeys, and trucks, they may be just what the Chicago city
officials need to pacify their own population and bring the recently publicized
murder rate under control.
Details as to the logistical challenges have yet to be worked out, but already
many US officials are expressing support for the idea.
“It’s heart-warming to see the human interest the Taliban has
taken in the plight of our inner-city minority residents,” said Michael
Dristun, a State Department analyst. “We’re all excited about getting a
fresh perspective on how to bring peace to rough, volatile
Ramadullah, a concerned Taliban chieftain from
the Swat Valley in Afghanistan, who follows the local tradition of only
having one name, said that his people are “very troubled by the social
problems in Chicago and simply want to help.”
While no easy answers are expected, Ramadullah assured he knows how to keep the kill rate in check.
“When my advisors come to Chicago, all crime and murder will
disappear once we impose Sharia Law,” said Ramadullah, referencing the
traditional form of Islamic jurisprudence.
“After the first dozen or so public executions at Wrigley Field, even the stupidest man
will understand we mean business. Then we start getting some real change.”
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