Nobody Believes This Election Farce

Allah's Willing Executioners

By J.B. Shurk

I object to the way the Democrats stole this election.This was just a straight-up smash-and-grab job.No creativity or panache whatsoever.Shouldn’t the Hollywood Party be capable of putting something together that’s a little more…I don’t know…believable?

“So here’s the premise.We’re gonna run an Alzheimer’s patient who’s been repeatedly humiliated by scandal in his party’s presidential primaries since 1987, who probablythinkshe’s still running against Bush and Dukakis, and who can’t rememberwhat officehe’s campaigning for at any given time.And we’re gonna cover his face in a black mask and have him challenge voters to parking lotfistfights.”

“Okay, okay, sounds like a funny gimmick.”

“No, no, it’s a drama.ThinkKing’s SpeechmeetsForrest Gump.Every time he says something inexplicable, he’ll blame it on achildhood lisp…or theRussians.He’ll campaign exclusively from hisbasementand only then to remind people to be afraid of…

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