Category Archives: jokes

JOKE OF THE DAY by Lance

    JOKE OF THE DAY by Lance A husband and wife are shopping in their local Grocery Store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the … Continue reading

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Dog Joke

Via my cuz Oliver Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said,  “Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!” “Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry. “We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like … Continue reading

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Attack Watch! Obama’s Socialist Agenda Targets Free Speech

Know someone who dares not to support Obama? The Obama campaign wants you to report this person to Attack Watch. Hear what Trifecta thinks about Obama’s efforts to have you report anti-Obama speech to a central website. Should you be … Continue reading

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Shakespeare told us of Obama. LOL

H/T to AFVET at Village of the Banned Let’s hope this joke of a thing called Obama fades into the dusk in 2012. He/It whatever is a joke, a bad joke but nonetheless a joke. Ultimately, while the melodramatic sound … Continue reading

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How to please, a lesson worth learning from my cousin.

How to keep a woman happy…. Priceless! It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. … Continue reading

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Butch the rooster, another from my cousin.

Butch the rooster, John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets” and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster … Continue reading

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Geraldo Rivera, Fox and reporting on Libyan revolt is a joke IMO.

We see Geraldo in Libya amidst a revolution and most of the photos are of this showman running, ducking, wincing and being in grave danger. We want to see and know what is going on not Geraldo’s acting. Give us … Continue reading

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