Category Archives: Cuz Oliver

Our lesson for today! Choosing a wife.

Via my cuz Oliver A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does … Continue reading

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Road Rage

Via my cuz Oliver When you are feeling rushed and in a hurry, maybe it is time to stop and appreciate the wonder all around you. These photos were taken Thursday, Feb 17/11 by someone from Centurion in Pilanesberg Game … Continue reading

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Interesting facts

Via my cuz. Oliver Interesting Facts (worth the read!) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted … Continue reading

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The Husband Store!

Via my cuz, Oliver. A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: … Continue reading

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Confucius!

Via my cousin Oliver. What Confucius did not say! CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY… Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. … Continue reading

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How To Tell The Sex of a Bird

Via Oliver HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD   This Is AMAZING!!!   Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. … Continue reading

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Newest I?

Via my cuz Oliver Apple does it again!!!! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.  The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.  This is … Continue reading

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