I was at the store yesterday and ran into Tarzan.

I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how
it was going and if he was into anymore movies.

He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as
he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing
from vine to tree.

I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a
nursing home, has Alzheimer’s and no longer recognizes anyone, how sad.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only
time he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good, had married
a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!

I’m sure that those who didn’t like the Sarah Palin, Michelle Obama and evolution joke will scream at this one. Enjoy.

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4 Responses to I was at the store yesterday and ran into Tarzan.

  1. Glenn says:

    If I was a chimpanzee, I’d be pissed off at being compared to Michelle, too. How terrible to trample on Cheeta’s grave.

  2. themadjewess says:

    She really IS a hideous BEAST, nothing like Star Parker

  3. themadjewess says:

    :D LOL

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