Let me explain in laymans language to those that think they are brave and have guts, or balls

Subject: Guts vs Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We’ve all heard  about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference  between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by  your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning,  or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of  perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.     Both result in death.

Now you know.

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2 Responses to Let me explain in laymans language to those that think they are brave and have guts, or balls

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